*flags down one of the staff members attending to the resort guests nearby on the "private beach" just a few hundred yards or so from where they were.* Hey, you, come here, my girl and I could use some lotion, and a few of those drinks your having, and before you say if's for guests only, call your manager and tell them i'm booking the entire top floor, yes, all the rooms, I don't want neighbors, and to send more staff because we're going to be very demanding of the attention. *slaps her ass* now get moving.